I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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