She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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