I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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