Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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