nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
