Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You are a genius and a whore.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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