As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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