On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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