i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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