is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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