Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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