Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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