Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You don't make any sense
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