420 ftw
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
porn star boner night. come get it.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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