sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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