why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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