She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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