so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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