The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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