Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
