She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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