belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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