You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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