operation have a gay friend backfired
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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