like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
you made out with another girl for some wings
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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