I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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