I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i will never coherently bang her
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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