you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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