That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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