I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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