He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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