Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky