I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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