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  Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.

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