We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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