isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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