I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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