please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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