I want to make a zoo with you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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