and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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