I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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