There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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