he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
