Do you still have your period?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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