Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Sext me about skeletons
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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