Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I can't put those talents on a resume
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
i now understand why vodka
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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