hotel room ftw
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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