Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The power of my boobs compel you
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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