You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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