he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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