Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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