WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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