But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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