Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Is Oprah even human
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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