I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
