Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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