They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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