As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was not drunk enough for that final.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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