they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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