in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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