dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i just had sex bonerless
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just want to make out with him forever
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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