Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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