I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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